No one to turn to and nowhere to hide
Disaster is upon us. We are entering a new era. All hail our new leader. Gordon Brown is about to become prime minister and I am scared. The next two years promise to be the age of government by diktakt supported by his trusted assistants, comical Ali and Joseph Goebbels. Countless reports have brought attention to the fact that while Blair's was a government of clique, Brown's will be of a lone soldier. Perched at his desk, assuming the weight of his people on his shoulder, GB will rule alone, because as he knows, he is the only one capable of ruling this fine nation of his.
Perhaps to counter the claims of a dictatorial approach, GB, in a stroke of Machiavellian madness, which has many people wondering if he has lost his mind, invited the Lib Dems to take a place in his future cabinet. Not content with neutralizing his own party, he sought to incapacitate the Liberal Democrats and in so doing decapitate the headless. Was it worth it? Probably not. But it certainly entertained. He will claim the moral high ground, of course. He will argue that he tried to modernise and create a new era of consensus government. Who needs proportional representation, when everyone has a place in his cabinet.
The fact is, the cabinet will be even more pointless than under Blair, because not only will the treasury and so domestic policy be in the hands of Chairman Brown, but so will the rest of Whitehall. But fear not. Whitehall will not be shrouded by a red cloud, but a black one. We will not see it, but we shall feel it. Like another force, acting on our lives without hope of redress.
Perhaps Blair saved us by signing up to most of the new EU treaty comprised of at least 90% of the failed constitution. Perhaps this is his gift to the British people. We are safe from Brown's poorhouse. Our rights will be protected from on high in Brussels.
As a young person, naturally I am disenfranchised. I feel no connection with the existing political parties. The Chameleon reminds me of a bad game show host. Lightweight, smarmy, lacking policies, open to ridicule, hardly someone who could represent Britain on the Global stage, at the EU or at the UN and form good relationships. Is he an environmentalist? Is he a socialist? Flailing around trying to be a populist! Is he really there, maybe he's IDS in disguise! A Blair clone? Not quite, he is too silly and far from charming. The Conservative party is deeply divided, but that is ok, except that they can't seem to discuss their differences in public. So we see spin, counter spin, leak, the whip, offensive, counter offensive, misquotes, reprimands and so on and so on, into the night.
Mr Merciless? The decline has been so fast we haven't seen it. Who is in charge of the not so liberal but ever so democratic socialists? A single issue party, yes! Of course, Iraq. So now the media don't give them time. It must be because they have nothing constructive to say and are competently uninformed. While there is obviously some capability in the party, they still lack the ability to govern and as the Conservatives ascend, they are becoming increasingly irrelevant. Bring back Charles! He had personality and guile.
And so back to Labour, how is my life after 10 years of a Blair/Brown dis-government. I can't find a doctor, a dentist or have confidence when I go to a hospital. I have university debts, no chance of buying a house and seem to be surrounded by a break down in social cohesion. I'm told inflation is low, and yet the cost of living has risen considerably in the last few years. We've trashed Afghanistan and Iraq and muddled everywhere we could. It seems that to sustain this state of affairs, we have to screw over the developing world so that trade is in our favour and no one can compete with us. I know immigrants are not to blame, because they keep prices down and do the jobs we either don't want to do, or can't do, but someone always wants to blame them. For all our wealth, our children have the worst existence in the west. So miserable, in fact, that they are sleeping around and binge drinking to incredible levels. I can't get a seat on a train to work and everybody seems so so tired.
Is Gordon, going to turn this around? I doubt it. He has been in charge of welfare, health, education and the treasury for the last 10 years. He had the purse strings, so if he didn't like it, it didn't happen. His madcap schemes have got us to where we are today. He wanted to encourage us to work, but would not pay for a transport system to get us there. He wanted to give us skills, but didn't know which skills were most appropriate. He has given us new school buildings, but the lessons inside remain unsuited to the modern world. He wants everyone who needs help to get it, but you need a degree to know how to get it. He wanted us to be able to afford housing, but they have been bought by property speculators who rent them out. He wanted us to be charitable, but he increased taxes on charities, and he wanted us to be secure in later life while he destroyed pensions and our means to save effectively.
Will I vote at the next election? Of course, it's my democratic "right and responsibility" (a favourite Brown sound bite). The problem is who to vote for.
Damned if I do and damned if I don't, it is a terrible dilemma. At least I know one thing. I didn't vote for Brown.


